Conversation with J tonight, while we folded laundry:

Me: "Know how much I love you?"

J: "A ga-ZIL-ion!"

Me: "No, more than that."

J: "Well, I love you ninety-ninety-forty-nine!"

Me: "Wow, that's a big love."

J: "Yeah, that's why I choosed it for you."

Later, in his pre-sleep talk-o-rama, he revealed that he knows the best way to fight a crocodile. You have to prop the croc's mouth open somehow, and then slam it shut really hard so all the teeth shatter. In case you wondered.

Also, he admitted that he might learn to like airplanes later, when he's bigger, if the flight crew will provide video games.

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