Today my primary duty at work is to draw boxes. I'm all dressed up in a skirt, a silky new twinset, and some very sassy shoes, and I'm at my desk drawing boxes. Then I show my boxes to people, which makes them really happy. It's like being five years old again, except for the clothes. Oh, and if I'm remembering correctly, I wasn't allowed to send faxes at the age of five.

I'm hungry. I wonder when we'll line up for lunch.

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